PHOTOGRAPHED BY STEVEN MEISEL
ART DIRECTED BY FABIEN BARON
EDITED BY GLENN O’BRIEN
PRODUCED BY CALLAWAY
PUBLISHED BY WARNER BOOKS
THIS BOOK IS ABOUT SEX. SEX IS NOT LOVE. LOVE IS NOT SEX. BUT THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS IS CREATED WHEN THEY COME TOGETHER. YOU CAN LOVE GOD, YOU CAN LOVE THE PLANET, YOU CAN LOVE THE HUMAN RACE AND YOU CAN LOVE ALL THINGS. BUT THE BEST WAY FOR HUMAN BEINGS TO SHOW LOVE IS TO LOVE ONE ANOTHER. IT’S THE WAY WE SPREAD LOVE THROUGH THE UNIVERSE: ONE TO ONE. LOVE IS SOMETHING WE MAKE. PASS IT ON • THIS BOOK DOES NOT CONDONE UNSAFE SEX. THESE ARE FANTASIES I HAVE DREAMED UP. LIKE MOST HUMAN BEINGS, WHEN I LET MY MIND WANDER, WHEN I LET MYSELF GO, I RARELY THINK OF CONDOMS. MY FANTASIES TAKE PLACE IN A PERFECT WORLD, A PLACE WITHOUT AIDS. UNFORTUNATELY THE WORLD IS NOT PERFECT AND I KNOW THAT CONDOMS ARE NOT ONLY NECESSARY BUT MANDATORY. EVERYTHING YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE AND READ IS A FANTASY, A DREAM, PRETEND. BUT IF I WERE TO MAKE MY DREAMS REAL, I WOULD CERTAINLY USE CONDOMS. SAFE SEX SAVES LIVES. PASS IT ON • AND BY THE WAY, ANY SIMILARITY BETWEEN CHARACTERS AND EVENTS DEPICTED IN THIS BOOK AND REAL PERSONS AND EVENTS IS NOT ONLY PURELY COINCIDENTAL, IT’S RIDICULOUS. NOTHING IN THIS BOOK IS TRUE. I MADE IT ALL UP.
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I’m gonna change your lif e.
I’m like a poison flower.
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answer the question in a most lascivious manner, lint instead lie said. "The shirts are awfully big. I d like to try a size 38." Off she went on a hunt, leaving a trail of Giorgio behind her. Cheap perfume always aroused him. He believed that cheap cologne smelled luxurious on people with dark skin. Ivo had lost all interest in trying on clothes. Standing in his boxer shorts, he found himself dizzy from tin* humidity and the lurid scent. So he sal down and considered masturbating while watching himself in the mirror. Mavhe he could do it before tile salesgirl came hack. She didn't seem to he in a hurry. The idea of her walking in as he ejaculated made him even harder. I le stared at the belt he had chosen, lying on the floor. I le liked it hut didn't want to buy it. Belts reminded him of his father. Suddenly her voice was at the door again. '*! have your size 38. Are you decent?
HI i. »l \ • hi onl\ к и» he said to himself. Without thinking he told her to come in. She opened the door nervously and, seeing him sitting there flushed and dreamy, she tried to avoid looking in his eyes or below his waist. ' It s very hot in him*. I wash they’d fix the air conditioner." Her words hung in the air. He didn't respond. I le just sat there staring at her. She didn’t move hut clutched the size 38 to her breast. Ivo could hear her breathing. He noticed she was wearing an ankle bracelet w ith little red stones that must have been glass. Her perfect brown toes peeked out of her sandals. Me wanted to lick them. Aren't you feeling well? she asked."I ilnn!. tin I •• • i i lie lied. “Put your hand on my forehead and tell me if I have a fever."
She stepped forward, hailing the crisp shirt up in one hand, and reaching out to his forehead wrifh the other. She touched his skin lightly and felt a definite heat hut couldn't tell who it belonged to. Ilcrr hand moved without instruction, first to his cheek. Then his neck, to report on tin* temperature there. ~lfs hard to tell, ’cause it's so hot in this place hut I think you’re normal.” "Hli . lie sounded disappointed. "I hope not. lie prayed to himself, lie stared at her fl\ for a long time. Then slowly he reached out and touched the V formed hv her legs and crotch. She didn't flinch hut stood (here crushing the shirt into a tight ball, lie pushed his finger in and out of the Y and fell moisture there. Will mu .1,1,1 she dropped to her knees, letting the shirt fall from her hands. Her face came to rest on his lap and he stroked her check. She wore no makeup and her head was beautifully shaped. She had the most magnificent mouth and its proximity to his erection tormented hint. As if she were reading his mind, her hand went into the leg of his shorts, found his cock, and slid it through his open fly into her mouth. He watched her suck. Her nostrils flared as her lips pulled on him, sending him far away. Shopping never felt so good, lie noticed the dimr wa«* open a crack but he made no move to close it. He was transfixed by this dark-haired Lolita, who worked on him so effortlessly, so innocently; he had no reason to mistrust her. Looking up at him with her lazy brown eyes, she made him feel drunk. She held the base of his cock with one hand and his halls in the other, and through the strains of *Larus Theme" her heard little sucking sounds. Sometimes lie played with her hair and sometimes he used his hands to guide her iiioudi on him. I ler mouth . . . her mouth was genius. She knew what she was doing and she did it. Ivo caught himself in the mirror and noticed Imw his face glistened with sweat. "You’re beautiful.” he said out loud, not quite sure who lie was talking to. Suddenly he felt as if lie would explode, lie threw his head back and moaned ttOh yes, you are so beautiful,” as his blood rushed to the base of his spine. I le heard his ow n heart pounding in his cars. I lis hands massaged the back of her neck as she sucked faster and faster and faster. I In .hr. And his come
shot out of liiin in spasms, in beautiful wrenching spasms. She did not swallow it, but, half smiling, she let it run out of her mouth like a child spilling milk. ' Lourdes, where are you? I need you to help sonic customers.” \ stern matronly voice came out of nowhere. She jumped up and wiped her mouth with the size 38. uYou4l have to buy the shin now. I have to get back to work.” "Is your панн* Lourdes? he asked. \. - bill m\ fiend- . all me Luli She straightened herself and checked her face in the mirror, perfectly content with what she saw. He could tell she was simple and he envied her. He wanted to know licr. I le wanted to buy her a hot dog or a big soft pretzel. ‘"Gail I lake you to lunch?* he asked. Oil. \..n d..n « щ. . ,mI ,1 she replied. ' Besides I have a boyfriend." With that she turned and was gone, yelling over her shoulder, *Yini can pa\ up front.”
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I JUST WANT TO BE ALONE
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ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE WHO MADE THIS BOOK POSSIBLE. ESPECIALLY THE PEOPLE WHO TOOK THEIR CLOTHES OFF WHEN I ASKED THEM TO: ISABELLA ROSSELLINI, NAOMI CAMPBELL. TATIANA VON FURSTENBURG, INGRID CASARAS, BIG DADDY KANE. VANILLA ICE. UDO KEIR, DANIEL DE LA FALAISE, TONY WARD. JULIE TOLENTINO, ALLISTAIR FATE. WALLIS FRANKEN. SAM CONVERSE. THE BOYS AT THE GAIETY. LUCIFER AT THE VAULT, STELLA, DAVID. CHICLET. CAROLINE THE KINKY CATERER. MIKE RAYLE, KARL GEARY AND CRAIG SPENCER. I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE CITIZENS OF MIAMI. FLORIDA. FOR NOT RUNNING ME OVER WHEN I RAN NAKED THROUGH THEIR STREETS. THANKS TO JULIE MANNION AT KEEBLE CAVACO & DUKA FOR BEING A TIGHTWAD WHEN IT CAME TO SPENDING MY MONEY. THANKS TO LEXINGTON LABS FOR MAXIMUM SECURITY. NOT. THANKS TO GAVIN DE BECKER AND THE FBI FOR RESCUING PHOTOGRAPHS THAT WOULD MAKE J. EDGAR HOOVER ROLL OVER. THANKS TO NICK CALLAWAY AND CHARLES MELCHER FOR BRAVERY IN PACKAGING. THANKS TO WARNER BOOKS FOR BRAVERY PERIOD. THANKS TO PAUL CAVACO FOR DOING RUNWAY AND CHEERING US UP WHENEVER NECESSARY. THANKS TO ANDREW FOR ENDURING EVERYONE’S ABUSE. THANKS TO FRANCOIS NARS FOR BRINGING EDITH PIAF TO LIFE FOR US AND FOR GETTING RID OF MY EYEBROWS ONCE AND FOR ALL. THANKS TO GARREN FOR DOING MY HAIR WHILE BEING COMPLETELY NORMAL. THANKS TO DE MARQUISE FOR THE LAST WORD ON EVERYTHING. THANKS TO DARREN FOR KNOWING WHERE IT'S AT. THANKS TO SIUNG FAT TJIA FOR TOTAL GRAPHIC DEVOTION. THANKS TO MELISSA AND MISSY FOR BEING SHOCKPROOF. THANKS TO THE REAL BIG DADDY. GLENN O’BRIEN. FOR TEACHING ME HOW TO SPELL. THANKS TO FABIEN BARON FOR HIS COMPLETE DISDAIN FOR ORGANIZATION AND UTTER DISREGARD FOR DETAIL. GENIUSI MOST OF ALL THANKS TO STEVEN MEISEL FOR NOT BEING AFRAID WHEN I WAS. PERFECTION!